Akitta's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Jenova's Theme Metal FF7]

Mother...

You know...I wonder...if Sephiroth ever got too lonely and/or horny, did he fucked Jenova's head? It would be realy awesome...so Jenova is back and is like: 'You know, I did feel what you did to me.' and Sephi is like: '....................Buttseks?'

Same goes for Rufus on Advent Children, poor guy in a wheelchair...must be pretty depressing...dotdotdot...and what about the fuckin turks? Elena is the only female around, and they only dream about getting laid, poor bastards...Cloud is too emo for it, Barret would kill every kill with his huge dick, Vincent is a fuckin vampire and Cid is an old fuck. Tifa is a grade A hooker, Aeris is having a ball in hell..erm...lifestream..Yuffie can get a living out of showing off, lovely flat chest...

I wonder what Nanaki is doing?

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Nice song, btw!

speedmetalmessiah responds:

You are one sick fuck...I like it.

[Orchestral Metal Loop]

Lovable :3

Would make a gr8 boss theme...no further bullshit required.

speedmetalmessiah responds:

Thanks man.

[Piss Coming From My Ass vocals]

hmmm...

Why do I have a feeling this has something to do with South Park...naw..

Speedy as piss and still awesome! -A

speedmetalmessiah responds:

Hey man, been a while since I've seen you online. How have you been?

Anyway, thanks for the review.

[Guitar Challenge-smm]

OooooO

Unique riffs, goes well from calm to heavy to calm all the way. Cheers! =D

speedmetalmessiah responds:

Thanks man, the riffs are all sorohanro, I just recorded the solo.

[A Desolate Place (short loop)]

Mindcalmers....

...I love mindcalmers. I....I do....I...I feel like sleeping. I feel like adding this to my favorites...I feel like giving a 5...I feel like listening to this all day...

speedmetalmessiah responds:

Haha, thanks Akitta.

[Dad 'n Me]

Perfection at it's best!!!

Perfect songs need no critism...it's just too good! I..I,

DarKsidE555 responds:

Constructive Critism is always welcome dude but if you think it's all cool, then I won't argue with you! :)

Thanks for checking!

[Slow/Calm Loop]

You know LAB?

Hehe...we got a real team now. This loop sounds like it's meant for an RPG townish...loop. XD. MERRY CHRISTMAS BTW! =D

speedmetalmessiah responds:

Yeah man, he sent me a message a while back asking for some loops. I really need to finish those up now that I think about it.

[For Whom the Bell Tolls cover]

Mew. =D

My uncles fav Mettalica song. I'm not a big fan of it...but I just can't resist giving you a 5!!! =D

speedmetalmessiah responds:

Cool man, your uncle has good taste.

[Breeds of Insanity]

My god...

Where was this before...why am I only hearing this now...THIS SONG IS TOO FUCKIN AWESOME!!! I..I,

speedmetalmessiah responds:

Holy shit, I missed this review by ages, sorry about that bro. Thanks for the support, haha.

[Gut You Like A Pig (mastered)]

Call me an idiot...

But I think the older version is better...meh, still got my 5! =D

speedmetalmessiah responds:

Nah, you're not an idiot. I didn't really do this to make it better, it was originally more of a test for my new mic.